Mad Log Planet Earth Stardate 2020, March 23rd, Day 3 of Operation Quarantine
I woke after pulling an all nighter with the ex and my kitty crew. We had watched the sun rise while chowing down on homemade southern fried chicken and catnip (um the catnip was the kitties not us…honest ๐น), drinking prosecco whilst watching a suitably cheesy old movie we’ve watched a gazillion times (Night of the Demons๐ฌ), which we proceeded to ignore whilst we chatted about the current sitch and what it means for us . Deep talks are the bomb! ๐ฃ
The sound that woke me was the postie shooting a letter from the council and farm food vouchers through our letter box at lightening speed so he could avoid residents and run back to his hero mobile. I stumbled downstairs barefoot, forgetting to don my fave slippers in the process, walking through catnip as I went and wondering why my feet were so cold. Picked up the mail, the letter from the council was just to ask us to stay indoors and alert them via telephone if we were old, frail or in need of help, and if not, asking communities to help each other out, while keeping a social distance obvs. There’s a first time for everything I guess, at least they’re stepping up ๐คทโโ๏ธ
I realise I need a wee, so I bleary eyed make my way to the bathroom (wow those stone tiles are bloody cold ๐ฅถ๐
) and do my biz, making sure to wash my hands while humming to myself (not happy birthday though, that’s gonna get old reeaally quick ๐คฃ). I exit the bathroom and my kitty crew decide to remind me that their bowls are only half full and with the current climate of not knowing when the next meal supply will be delivered, I should probably feed them a big meal so they don’t starve. Cat logic is not the smartest. It turns out cats don’t do rationing ๐น I feed them whilst telling them how good they are for eating their food, like I would a toddler if I was spoon feeding them aeroplane tattys. Catmoms are weird! Then I carry on shuffling out to get myself a bottle of water wondering why I’m sneezing so much this morning?! ๐ค I forget my water as I notice a massive Fen furball surrounded by his 6am meal next to my window seat. I instead obtain some disinfectant wipes and proceed to clean up realising being a catmom is probably not that different to having kids, minus the screaming and moodswings, wait a minute could Fen be a human in a catsuit? I eye my male kitty suspiciously but he walks passed me tail in the air happily contemplating the window seat now I’ve fed him and ‘tidied up’ his area. 
Apparently I didn’t do a good enough job because he scratches the floor where his throw up had been and side eyes me with a disapproving look. Nope, definitely a cat, but I still keep eyeing him suspiciously just in case it’s a really well concealed zip on that catsuit. Asshole! ๐น๐ป I realise now I’m closer to the floor that the reason for my sneezing is the amount of catnip all over my living room. I remember it’s some sort of plant so my allergies are probably playing up considering the way my eyes are itchy and watering too ๐คทโโ๏ธ I make my way to my chair where I keep my tablet bag, realise I’ve forgotten my water, so have to get back up to get it and sit down again to take my tablets. I take an allergy tablet, a garlic capsule, an iron tablet and a mineral tablet, so many choices but I went with the basic ๐คทโโ๏ธ I blow my nose and immediately start to feel better. Gotta love placebos ๐
Then I look at the clock, its 10:41am and I decide 2 hours of sleep probably isn’t gonna get me through the day, so I grab my book from the window seat (just in case a can’t drop off straight away) before heading back to bed. I wake up with a weight on my crotch area, wondering if it’s a sleeping Freya, but secretly hoping I’ve awoken to a member of BTS who I was just dreaming I was hanging out with, but no BTS member and Freya is in her usual place, cuddled at my feet. I realise that I fell asleep with my book untouched on my lap, not like there would be anything else going on in that area currently anyway ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Time to start my day at 15:48pm after writing my mad log entry ๐๐๐
Stay safe โ๐
Much love and light to you ๐
Louise Elizabeth โจ๐ โจ



















